PalomaNegra: Este va para ti papá. →
apblanc0: Siempre escribo cosas cuando me siento sola, este día, me siento mas acompañada que nunca. Aunque hace mas de 8 años no vives conmigo, siempre has estado ahí para mi. Nunca te fuiste en realidad. No te veía y cada segundo que no estabas a mi lado te extrañaba. Era una niña, una niña que…
These Harlem Shake videos are killing me.
casismyhusbandandsoisdeanandsam: I’ve spent two hours of my life (that were supposed to be devoted to biology) watching these things and i dont think i’ve ever laughed this hard. wtf.
blurrylittlequests: void-of-tranquility: yourheartisprosthetic: videohall: 2 year old’s basketball trick shot video > That kid is an expert on parabolas. > As long as this kid’s parents make sure he is always having fun making baskets, when he’s grows up he’ll be the leader of the revolution. > Supportive siblings kick butt. > You know black folks don’t like seeing...
Gay In The Family.
I brought my gf over to my house last night. I introduced her to my step dad. He was shocked when I said “I want you to meet my gf!” (My mom wasn’t home) I asked my mom this morning if my step dad had told her what had happened! (I hadn’t told neither of them that I had a gf) she had absolutely nothing to say except that my step dad wasn’t happy. And that he...
collidingthoughts10: Thick girls
perceivingreality: im-already-d-e-a-d: msgryz: superwholockedginger: snail-monger: I went to public school. i lost it after attempt 510. Literally me whenever I play any game. I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ. i’ve lost the ability to breathe I’m...
Tegan: This was when I was, um, 13. The boy that I was dating at the time, I know, I know. You thought that I'd never gone there but I did. So anyway, back to the guy that I was dating. his name was Jonathon, very nice young fella, very tall. Valentine's day came along and he gave me, um, a rose. That's nice right? And then he gave me 7 dollars. What the fuck, right?! In Canada we have this thing it's called the loonie. Its a dollar. Like, its worth a dollar, its called the loonie, its gold, its about this big, okay? He gave me 7 loonies. Okay? Now maybe you're thinking to yourself "Give Jonathon the benefit of the doubt. Jonathon gave you 7 loonies because 7 is your number." or "Maybe you met because you worked at a coffee shop and he bought something for 3 dollars but he gave you a 10 dollar bill and you gave him 7 loonies back so he asked you out on a date." No. There was no significance in the 7 dollars. He just didn't know what else to buy me. And the rose was 3 dollars and so he gave me the change. Yeah. And people wonder why I date women. Okay? I dated another guy that same year- I was a slut. I dated another guy that year and he gave me a teddy bear for christmas. Yeah, nice right? Secondhand. Yeah from a vintage store.
Sara: Some people don't have money.
Tegan: Some people don't have money, then you know what? Then make a card.
Sara: Okay, can you please just- Can you just tell them how old you were when this was happening?
Tegan: Yeah, I did. I told them when I was 13.
Sara: I mean now you just get it up the bum. Like that's what you get when you're 13 now.
Sara: people are having sex now, you wouldn't even get toys. You'd just have to put out 'cause it was Valentine's day. Too far? Too far? Was that too far?
Tegan: So far. Stay out of my story with your dirty weird bum sex references. Get out.
spenceralthouse: WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!??!?